Big Boobs!

 My dad and I are always playing and play fighting. My mom just looks on and shakes her head. I think she feels we are just a bunch of stupid boobs.

 NO, Not that kind of Boob. The kind that they used to call the TV way back when TV was clean, but still stupid and they called it the “boob tube”. I think because sitting there watching it just also made you stupid. They didn’t have the educational channels they do today …like the Kardashians.

Anyway, we, (my dad and I) wrestle and fight all the time. It is like WrestleMania, or the WWE, WWF, WYMCA and all those other educational TV shows. I bite him, he bites me back. It is all good fun untill someone loses and eye, …or an arm, or a finger or nose or something.

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I think you can tell from the videos that the bigger boob is my dad.

Life Lesson: Have fun, even stupid fun but know the boundries, as long as no one bleeds….too much, it’s usually ok.




Everything They Don’t Teach You in School

Now this is what I want to learn! I want to be a fierce warrior. I want to take down “the Man” and assert myself, call my own shots! I wan tto learn to attack. i want to strike fear into entire city blocks, make others change their plans when I walk their way, make people offer me their food and shower me with tributes, crunchy, tasty, preferably bacon flavored tributes.

They don’t teach you why we are supposed to chase cats. how to get the lid up on the toilet when you are thirsty, how to turn on the TV when everybody is out, and all the important stuff that I really want to know.

They also don’t teach you how to get out of a collar or …harness. I had to do that on my own. yup, I broke the darn thing. It too a few sudden running starts. I mean really, really hard launches, one of which pulled my daddy into the side of the shed, the second almost dislocated his shoulder….but it also broke the harness and gave me my freedom! Of course I then ran promptly home to the door, its scary out their not tethered to my daddy.

ok, Ok, I guess I’ll never make Seal Team Six. Truth be told, the picture with my dad is us just playing and acting a bit. Maybe I can be a “stunt dog” or get on a TV commercial?
…or just get some crunchy, tasty, bacony flavored treats?


Life Lesson: Some stuff you just have to learn on your own!