Everyone tells me how good looking I am. It is always, “Oh what a good looking dog”! Here is the thing however…I am just a regular guy. I like to drool….a lot!
I drool on everything, I drool everywhere. I drool and shake my head so it goes airborne…kinda’ like horizontal drool rain. We are talking copious amounts of drool.
let the evidence show…I have drooled on someones, (I think it was my mom’s…ooops, sorry mom) pants.
When I am not drooling I am peeing rivers and pooping mountains. Sorry no photos, because this is a family blog we have to show a certain amount of decorum. I do have a photo of my dad’s pooper scooper……….
So, I don’t think I will ever get to walk the …”catwalk?”..um, “dogwalk?” I would probably shower the judges with drool and then poop on their runway…and if there is anything and I mean anything that is verticle, I will smell it and pee on it. SO, If you want a “model” “metrosexual” doggy try this guy I tried to meet but was politely rebuffed.
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Life Lesson: Some of us are just meant to be regular dudes.