More Dead


 Well apparently like Billy Crystals charecter in the movie ” The Princess Bride”, there is dead and then there is all the way dead.

You see my mom and dad had declared the big bear “dead”……………apparently he “was getting better”, ( Monty Python), or so he thought. Or perhaps he just “had more to give”, or …uh, maybe I am some deviant freak who likes tearing up dead bodies, er, stuffed animal bodies.

Anyway, I kinda’ tore up big bear more. I sort of turned his head inside out and removed his white fluffy brains.

If I was a surgeon or a marketing expert I probably could have sugar coated that a little and said something like, ” I was able to invert the cranium and remove the problematic parts of the cerebrum, cerebellum, and all other related tissue.” – surgeon

or

” Our corporation has restructrued the main nerve center of big bear to be more transparent and efficient”. – marketing expert

Either way, he is currently “More Dead”!

I’m Not Quite dead Yet.


 I think my friend The Bear is a fan of Monty Python. He says he’s getting better…..I don’t think so.

 We had a bit of a scrum him and I. Unfortunately, though we are friends he has suffered a “mild” neck wound. This picture looks worse than it is, but he is starting to bleed out his innards. ….Ooooopps.

I know there is a pool on when exacly my good friend will meet his demise. I can not tell for sure, he does have a lot of staying power and I do get tired of him often. ….But, it is also like a shark attack, once there is blood in the water even the “friendly” sharks can’t resist the taste of fresh blood.

Due to the nature of the wound, I believe I can blame Dracula, I mean it looks like a hungry vampire….doesn’t it?    uh,  maybe Dogula?

Life Lesson: BE CAREFULL!