Bernadette’s Crack Treats!


My friends Ryder and Diie’s Mom makes these. I’m not sure what magic is in them but my dad thinks they are full of Doggie Crack. He says that they may become the scourge of the pound and that she is a “pusher”. He says that she is like the Pied Piper and is seducing all of the dogs to fall under her spell to “NEED” her “products” likle they are some sort of addictive drug.  I believe he means that she is a noble human who bakes impossibly tatsty pieces of doggy heaven that hypnotizes me and makes me drool like …….well like a dog.


As you can see there is NO way I am letting this uber delightful cookie out of my sight! ..Hello doll, you look scrumptious! You doing anything later? How about you and I have a little snack thing? You look Yummy! Mmmmm.

…Let me bite your arms off.

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Life Lesson: Nothing and I mean Nothing beats home made goodies!

ps. As you might have noticed…I killed two boxes earlier and left their carcass on the floor just to warn any other boxes. heh heh heh..