Daddys Gonna’ Need A Bigger Car!

I am outdoors, so I am HappY!  A little drooly, a little thirsty, a little tired, and a whole lot of happy!

Dad and Mom took me to the park a few weeks ago so I could play with my friend Ryder, (I wonder if he is named for CC Ryder?), We had a great time.

….See, that is me and Ryder. We are a lot alike…..big tough goofballs who just like to play…..where was I ?

Oh yeah, I like going for rides, but dads car is shrinking, (…along with everything else in  my world). It is getting hard to stand up without crouching. Ooooohhhhh, “crouching doggy hidden waggin’. ……ok, that was stupid…………….. where was I again?, …Oh yeah, It is also getting hard for me to get my head out of the window and to manuver in the car.  Maybe he should get a bus?

Life Lesson: Guliver didn’t travel by car for a reason!

OK, Who is Shrinking My Dog Dish Holder?

Ok, Someone must be playing a joke on me. My dad just made this stand for me for Christmas. That was only a little more than a month ago. When I first got it I could just barely reach my head enough to get it in the dish. The dish and the water bowl were about even with my head and almost too high to eat or drink comfortably.

I remeber him saying, ” this looks like it will last a while. I built it high enough to last untill you are all grown up”. ” I may not have to build another”. “It is a foot and a half off the ground”…”hmmm, Maybe I built it too high?”

………..Uh, NO! Now I have to bow my back and reach down to eat and drink! I think maybe someone is playing a practicle joke and cutting the legs off when I am not looking. I don’t think my dad wants to build another. My food keeps getting farther and farther away from my mouth.

 I feel like Giliver in Gulivers Travels.

I feel like the big kid who still has to eat at the “kids table”.

They say the world is shrinking, I guess it is true.

Life Lesson: There is no shame in stooping low in order to eat a good meal.