So, my dadddy ate MY leftovers! This is what we do to traitors!
…and they say, “English Dogs Can’t Jump”. This is to warn any rouges, miscreants, and thieves that I can and will defend my food stuffs, and where I am cheated I will get my vengance, my “pound of flesh” as it were. V is also for Victory!
Ok, did that sound tough? We actually were just playing. My dad loves to play and he takes all I can dish out. He’s like, “Yo wassup dog” and then we go at it. It is more fun than fetch.
Life Lesson: Don’t take anyone’s food.