All Decked Out

I love lying on the porch on a sunny day. SIGH, But it appears there ar no more sunny days left in forever.

I wanted to get all decked out for Halloween and dress up like a lion, but that has been cancelled too…due to nature, (the most destructive force on the planet).

Now I have to sit home inside waiting for yet another one of natures attacks on the planets inhabitants, “Frankenstorm”.  Which is expected to sometime early this week and last 21 days, (in dog years) and maybe even more! I am thinking this is going to down a lot of trees and ruin the habitat for many rabbitts, deer, and my cousins the Cyote’s. Never mind all of the fish named Wanda or anything else. I think it is starting off as hurrican Sandy , or Sarah, or Susan, or something like that. It is not named Hurricane Marie..or hurricane Meatball or Hurricane Chris, so don’t blame us!   Why do they name them after common people names anyway? Why not Hurricane Tasmanian Devil? Or Hurricane Dracula?

So apparently this “super storm” is going to wreck a lo tof stuff, make life miserable and be a pain in the ass. Woohooo nature! …(that was sarcasm….and from a dog). So I am going to be inside most of the time, I won’t be able to spend anytime on the deck and when I do go out to pee I will be pelted in my face with the rain and the winds, I hate that!  And to make matters worse I don’t even get to stay out long. I get too wet, atree migth fall on me, stuff above me is moving all around and that freaks me out!

Maybe we will get a massive amount of snow and by the time it is over we will wake up and it will be Spring?

Life Lesson: It is always nice and Sunny…but usually somewhere else.

Not Much Today………

 Not much to write about today. Mom and dad worked. Dad came home around 2:30 or so and we walked to the park and then half way around where upon I decided I didn’t wan to go the whole way so I did my best mule imitation and made my dad turn around and then we walked home. He called me stupid and said it was the same distance once we got half way around, but I called him stupid because he doesn’t know that the first half smells better anyway. So then we got home and I crashed inmy usual spot when I am hot after a long walk…right in front of the air conditioning duct.

I used to lie there last year and it would cool almost all of me off. Now it jsut cools my butt. In guess I grew a bit.

 Yup, that is the same duct, I’m just facing the other way. I guess I grew from the legnth of one cabinet to ..oh about two and a half cabinets. Is that a lot?

Anyway I like the A/C duct it’s MY spot!

Later my mom came home and took me to work with her and dad at the other office for the late shift. I met three new kids and a bunch of others outside, we stayed late untill maybe 8:30 or so…but that is people time so divide by 7 and it isn’t so bad.

Life Lesson: Know where to stake out your territory and learn to enjoy your time together.