I, being a big and noble Mastiff desire only the best bits to eat. So I have a new method which I developed when eating. You see my dad likes to feed me dog food, blah. I only like people food. My dad then “spices up” his offerings to me by adding some interesting people food to my meal. Sometimes it is chicken liver, sometimes it is beef, sometimes it is pork or even occasionally fried chicken leftovers…and very, very rarely McDonalds chicken McNuggets, YUM! Of course he tries to make it hard by cutting it up into small pieces so my big ‘ole maw has to inhale everything and get the dog food too.
But I have developed a plan as I have said. I gulp down a huge portion of McNugget laced dog food and then gag it out all over the floor. This way I can go back and easily pick out the best bits and leave the little dog food crumbs. Brilliant! I tell you just because they can stand up on two feet doesn’t mean they are smart, I mean more than half of them are democrats…so what does that tell you! (……….only kidding, just some election time humor….and the views of the staff aren’t necissarily endorsed by hte management of this station)
Life Lesson: Enjoy the good bits! La Dolche Vita!