Now MY Porch is Shrinking?

 It wasn’t that long ago that I could comfortable relax on my front porch. I used to have plenty of room to run around on it and play without ever leaving the saftey of the railing.

Maybe because of all of the rain we have been getting lately or maybe some sort of cosmic confluence of events such as Venus’s transit of the Sun, solar eclipses, lunar eclipses, full moons, comets, …I don’t know. All I know is there is a lot less room on the front porch.A LOT less!

Maybe the builder didn’t use the correct materials? Maybe someone is stealing some boards and moving the railing in?( some practicle joke that would be…….April Fools, I shrunk your porch!…indeed!)  It is not funny. hmmmm, wait ’till I find the culprit!

Life Lesson: Don’t let your youth or your porch slip away.