Na Na Nah Na Na…..

 the table now is no longer an obstacle to keep something from me. Actually it hasn’t been for a long time. I can easily swipe anything from the table. I can also grab anything that is left near the edge of the counter tops, I don’t even have to jump up.           Nothing is safe!

…and I like yummy stuff! …even un yummy stuff! Just yesterday I grabed my moms comb off the bathroom counter and ate off all of the teeth/tines/ whatever you call those things. (Sorry no pictures yet). My dad had to go all around on the floorand on the bed to collect them all so he could make sure that I didn’t swallow any.

So now my universe has expanded. I don’t need no curiosity, I have my nose!

Life Lesson: Your horizons will expand as you grow…and as you grow your horizons will expand. Kinda’ philisophical for a dog, eh?…(oops I used my Canadian accent)

Visitors From Another Planet

 Ok, first of all, sorry Gina with a capital SORRY! I didn’t mean to imply that you are from another planet. It is just that I needed a snappy title to catch peoples attention so they read my blog.

This is a nice picture, no? I look like a big dog in this picture, no? I was so happy beacuse I had a visitor the whole week. We had fun. An extra person to play with, what is not to like, eh? (oops my Canadian accent started to show through).

More importantly, another human to train. The more humans I can train to serve me in the manner I would like to be served the better. It is part of my plan for world domination. My head is bigger than yours so I must have a bigger brain, kinda’ like “Mega Mind”.

All I need now are opposable thumbs!

 You see, she is already starting to pamper me. I send out thought waves that I would like my ears rubbed and she starts to respond and rubbs my ears.

 Here I absorb all of the attention I can get and play very nonchalant about it.  She thinks she had so much and all of the time she was just responding to my brain waves and subtle gestures inducing her to please me.   HA! My plan is fool proof!

Life Lesson: People will be glad to please you if you just let them.