Mother’s Day!

In every other family but mine, mommies are getting spoiled today. My mommy is a spoiled brat every other day of the year so today she cooked for my daddy. This exhausted her so much that her blood pressure went up. My dad was cooking my food in the oven when he tried to figure out how to take my mommy’s blood pressure. He totally forgot about my food. So now I have to eat burnt food.

Is there a place where you could trade your mommy in and get a new one?

Life Lesson: Mommies are not perfect. But count yourself blessed if you have one.