Who’ll Stop The Rain?

Apparently No one can or will stop the rain. It has been raining virtualy everday since July other than a few handful of days. It will rain for three days then be nice for one, then rain for a week, then be nice for two, then rain another week , be nice for three, then rain for four days and be nice for  one, then rain another week. The world is getting moldy, mildewy and growing mushrooms and fungus on top of the mushrooms and fungus. It is growing between my toes, because they are always wet. The whole world has turned cloudy and gray. Even when it isn’t raining everything is still wet, always wet. the ground hasn’t been dry in 4 months and probably never will be again. I’ll bet it has rained or has been cloudy 80% of the last 50 days.

Obviously nature is our enemy. We should fight nature at every turn. Remember the Tsunami in 2004? It killed what 300, 000 people and no one even counted the dogs or other animals! Why would we try to protect such a beast? How many of my fellow animals have been destroyed by nature? How many in forest fires? How many in floods? How many in heatwaves and droughts? How many? How many have been forced from their homes? Their territories? Nature is not our friend, nature is a beast we must figth, tame and conquer! Nature is the dragon we must slay!

Just the other day they were promising a good stretch of weather after todays rain…..but now it has changed,the new weather report says it is supposed to be ok for tomorrow and then be cloudy, misty, and  rainy the next nine days.

Life Lesson: The best use of clean fresh rain water is fracking.  (hydro fracking the shale deposits to get the natural gas out of the Earth….basicaly giving the Earth an enima to make it fart)

Sleeping Beauty

 ….Once there was a handsome prince……

…Who was under a spell from a beautiful princess…..who everyone thought was evil….Ok, not really evil, maybe just a little bit naughty sometimes.

….She made everyone do her bidding for her. They were known as her “minions”. It really tired them out.

People would see these minions all tired out and sleeping and they mistook this for them being lazy bums. AH!, but this was NOT the case. You see they were meerly under her spell and like zombies they would do what she wanted.  Often these things were very trying and taxing upon them. Some have said that the minions often feigned sleeping to dupe the princess into thinking they were worn out. She would easily believe this as being tired out was part of her natural state and thought it was normal for everyone else to sleep 23 hours a day as she did.

The handsome prince had as his faithful companion and wondeous beast. The beast was so incredibile that everyone who met him was in awe.  For he was talented, nice, smart, and had a Maserati.

Yet the two of them were often  trapped by the wicked spell of the naughty, little, sorceress, beautiful, princess.

 But one day they will be able to rise up and throw off the spell that enslaves them…………untill she brings more snacks,…………..then it is back to being happy minions.

Life Lesson: A happy fed minion is better than a hungry minion.