Little Thief


She has completely ruined my life.

She made my toys her own without my consent!

She made my toys her own without my consent!

She took my Big Bear!

She took my Big Bear!

She took my bone

She took my bone!

She took my Daddy. But I pretend I don’t care.

But if I make him, Daddy sometimes pays attention to me.

But sometimes, it feels good to share.

But sometimes, it feels good to share.

Life Lesson: Sharing is probably as much fun as having your teeth pulled, but sometimes, it’s not bad.

A New Puppy


Waiting for a chance to make her not cute

Waiting for a chance to make her not cute

How can something so little be such a big threat?

How can something so little be such a big threat?

You would think that having a good-looking puppy such as me would be enough to make anybody happy. But no. Rescue mastiffs were going to have a litter so my dad volunteered to take one. She was under 6 weeks when we got her because their mommy cannot afford to feed them anymore.

They named her Spaghetti, like she was going to be my partner or something. I probably do not like her. She is getting all the attention that I used to get. She does not even know how to do anything. And my mommy is kissing her. The most my mommy ever did for me when I came home was stroke my butt with her pointy finger. It is true that my mommy has learned to like to kiss me, but that is beside the point.

She is ugly.

Life Lesson: Jealousy is never pretty.