Animal Digest………….Animal Digest?


COUCH POTATO 3

Hi, I am back. I was just hanging out with my Mommy on the forbidden couch. You see that I really wasn’t on the couch much, I was more on my mommy who was on the couch. So it doesn’t count…..right?

I was having a chat with my dad. you see it all started when my mom gave me part of a ham, egg, and cheese sandwhich for breakfast and I only ate the ham and the bread. I spit out the egg. My dad was shocked. he had never heard of a dog not liking egg. Then he got to thinking that maybe I am allergic to eggs and maybe that is why I don’t like dog food, maybe there are eggs in it? SO, he decided to read the label.

Beef, beef products, brown rice, corn stuffs, blah, blah, blah….then down in the label….eggs? No. But it did say, “AnimalDigest“………………………………………………………………………….What the hell is “animal digest“????? Is it some sort of monthly animal periodical that after it is read it is shredded and put into the dog food?  Is it animal poop? food that has been digested and ‘er processed? My dad sounds like it is throw up. He said that they get the animals to eat some food and then before it hits the ol’ pooper canal, they make the animals throw it up after it has been digested, like a cows cud…………BLECH! EWWWW, ACHHHHHH, AAAGGGG! ………………………..REALLY!?

 He said he will email Purina and find out for me.

Animal digest….What set of freakin’ stupid moronic corporate brain decided that that was a good thing to put on a dog food label or in dog food??? Couldn’t they at the very least put a better name on it? Maybe something like “pre-chewed food”? or “ancient dinosaur innards”? I would feel so much better with the usual nebulous term “biproducts”.

ps. I just don’t like eggs.

Chicken and Rice

Life Lesson: Don’t read the labels….or read them very, very carefully.