Bernadette’s Crack Treats!


My friends Ryder and Diie’s Mom makes these. I’m not sure what magic is in them but my dad thinks they are full of Doggie Crack. He says that they may become the scourge of the pound and that she is a “pusher”. He says that she is like the Pied Piper and is seducing all of the dogs to fall under her spell to “NEED” her “products” likle they are some sort of addictive drug.  I believe he means that she is a noble human who bakes impossibly tatsty pieces of doggy heaven that hypnotizes me and makes me drool like …….well like a dog.


As you can see there is NO way I am letting this uber delightful cookie out of my sight! ..Hello doll, you look scrumptious! You doing anything later? How about you and I have a little snack thing? You look Yummy! Mmmmm.

…Let me bite your arms off.

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Life Lesson: Nothing and I mean Nothing beats home made goodies!

ps. As you might have noticed…I killed two boxes earlier and left their carcass on the floor just to warn any other boxes. heh heh heh..

3 thoughts on “Bernadette’s Crack Treats!

  1. I love those things too, Meatball. After my Mom bakes them, I hang around the kitchen table waiting for them to cool off so that I can have one or two. I like the extra special large ones that she baked for Christmas. Dixie gets the little bone ones but you and I Sir, we need substantial delight!!! Don’t worry, just let me know when you want some more and I will tell Mom to bring them to you. She’s happy to do it, she loves us doggies!!! Later pal………

  2. Hey, Meatball. Have you been asleep for the past month? Or is it that your paws are so big that you can’t give us an update on your daily activities anymore? I think a day or two without treats (maybe more) will get you on track again. Maybe I could bribe you with some pizzelles? How’s that?

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