Dad: I took Meatball off his leash and he was running around IN CIRCLES, like a nut
Mom: Sprinklers? Why did you run the sprinklers, it RAINED ALL DAY YESTERDAY
Dad: Ryder? (my play pal) What does Ryder have to do with it?
Mom: Ryder was here??!
I can’t wait for Real Old Age.
Life Lesson: Secret To A Happy Marriage: Have amiable, unrelated, totally separate conversations With Yourself, while you are with Each Other.