This is the bed part. You get to sleep all day if you want. There are no bed bugs, I have a flea collar.
Here is the breakfast part. Usually it is some yummy dog food with something even more yummy added in. This morning it was left over chicken. There is also plenty of fresh water available. My dad is constsantly making sure the dish is full and fresh. He even has one for me upstairs! Of course you can always beg for more or swipe stuff off the counter.
There are outdoor activities and facilities, such as places to pee.
….And if you are not happy with your stay you can always take it up with the management.
Life Lesson: Sometimes you have to get away, sometimes you can’t, enjoy what you CAN!