I am one year old today. I do not really feel any different from yesterday, but my humans are celebrating, so who am I to say no? I think we are supposed to be happy because I have managed to stay alive for this long. And because my mommy has not eaten me yet.
When my mom and dad came home, they had me wear a stupid hat whose strings are not even long enough to go around my neck. It was annoying but I got to eat the hat so I guess it was not too bad.
Then came the cake. My dad got it from the Beacon Barkery. They have THE BEST stuff ever! YUMMMMM!
Then the 20 piece chicken nuggets.
Then I got to eat half my mom’s steak with mushroom sauce. And a lot of my dad’s french fries. And I get to have a birthday pie for dessert!
I may not get why humans do birthdays, but I have decided That I Like It!
Life Lesson: Birthdays are when people who love you spoil you (more than usual). Take advantage. It only happens once a year.