Solar Flares?


Sloar flares? Where? I don’t see no solar flares. Again another natural phenomenom that just doesn’t happen as advertised. I was waiting for something like a  Y2K moment….remember Y2K?.  Or the meteor showers that are always supposed to happen and I never see a “shower”. Or when a cool piece of space junk made by the commies is supposed to fall to Earth and never lands in my back yard.

Are the Mayans going to be right with their calender? Doubt it. My dads nephew , (Hi Donnie that is a plug for you),says that the Mayans didn’t account for leap year so the end of the world should have happened 7 months ago. Maybe it did and maybe it didn’t, but its like that tree that fell in the forest, if we didn’t pay attention to the end of the world did it really happen? Maybe they are off, maybe they had a time out or maybe it got lost in translation, maybe it will still end? I am sure for some people and dogs it was “the end of the world”. Maybe the Mayans were kinda’ melodramatic? Maybe they ran out of paper? Maybe we just haven’t found the newest “Ms. Mayan 2013” calander?

Am I supposed to be acting funny because of the solar flares? I know it was a full moon and I got big teeth and all hairy…but then again I am like that all the time. My dad doesn’t look any more tan or anything. He isn’t acting stranger….than usual.

Life Lesson: When facing solar flares, the end of the world, natural or man made destruction just remeber 2 things.

A). Get snacks.

B). It is NOT the dogs fault!

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