Ok, Ok, I am sooooo sorry! It was an accident, well I plead temporary insanity.
It was just a typical day officer. My dad came home to feed me lunch and to walk me. We were having fun and playing some tug-of- war with my leash while we walked. then BAM! I am not sure what happened but my leg hurt very, very bad. No I mean yell, bark, cry for minutes and limp around then fall to the ground and wimper for 5 minutes bad.
Somewhere in there while my dad was trying to see what happened to my leg…I kinda’ bit him. Ya’ see temporary insanity brought about by extreme duress. It’s not like I broke his hand or anything, just a little bite.
Did you see the movie Red Riding Hood? The one with the Big Bad Wolf? The one with that hot chick Amanda Seyfried? AND of course the Big Bad Wolf? …..anyway Gary Oldman who plays the bad good guy has to kill one of his men because he got bit by the Big Bad Wolf, ( I never knew the Big Bad Wolf was a werewolf, but apparently he was) Anyway when someone gets bit by the Big Ba….Oh, Can I just call him the BBW? Ok, good. Apparently when someone gets bit by a BBW during the “blood Moon” (whatever that is), he is cursed and will become a BBW also. SO, Gary Oldman says, ” A man bitten is a man cursed”.
ps. After a while I got up and walked off the injury and was fine. My dad took me to the vet, but they said I was ok, maybe a twist or sprain.
Life Lesson: Don’t bite the hand that feeds you, ….Bite the other one.