Well apparently like Billy Crystals charecter in the movie ” The Princess Bride”, there is dead and then there is all the way dead.
You see my mom and dad had declared the big bear “dead”……………apparently he “was getting better”, ( Monty Python), or so he thought. Or perhaps he just “had more to give”, or …uh, maybe I am some deviant freak who likes tearing up dead bodies, er, stuffed animal bodies.
Anyway, I kinda’ tore up big bear more. I sort of turned his head inside out and removed his white fluffy brains.
If I was a surgeon or a marketing expert I probably could have sugar coated that a little and said something like, ” I was able to invert the cranium and remove the problematic parts of the cerebrum, cerebellum, and all other related tissue.” – surgeon
or
” Our corporation has restructrued the main nerve center of big bear to be more transparent and efficient”. – marketing expert
Either way, he is currently “More Dead”!
Romor has it he is getting even more deader every day!
You have to learn to be friendlier with your friends, and not kill them off so quickly.
Poppy