Things usually come second, but you shouldn’t push it.

My dad almost had a heart attack – he found a five-inch linear drying drool on his Maserati. I wanted to tell him I didn’t do it, but my mom only sprays millimeter sized drool. He probably wanted to kill me, but he didn’t. I guess I still have 8 lives left.

Life Lesson: When making mistakes, pick ones that are easy to erase.