Maybe the grass IS greener on the other side?

Hey, yeah, look, this grass is really green! Ok, there are some rocks, twigs, and all, but it sure is pretty green grass. This is out behind our house near the ambulance corp…they have nice grass. I wonder what they do? I should let you know that even though it is not techically my yard, I claim it as part of my overall territory. Manifest Destiny and all that.

I remember my yard use to have pretty green grass. That was a while ago. Now there are a lot of brown spots. Funny though, I don’t know where all my poop goes? I claim one spot and the next day, my marker is gone. Sure I can smell remnants, but the real hard evidence is gone. I think my Dad is the perpetrator, that nut probably cleans up after me. All of that top quality fertilizer gone to waste. Well at least he can’t remove my pee.

This video doesn’t exist

Life Lesson: Sometimes the grass IS greener on the other side. You have to be brave enough to go and explore it…..Of course once you get there you will eventually pee on it and ruin it anyway.

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