So it’s 3:00am and I need to pee. I know I better not just go here in the house, it smells up my castle and the big guy doesn’t like it. He doesn’t quite like getting woken up at 3:00am either but, hey when nature calls a dogs gotta’ go.

So there we are, it is dark I pee. Ok that was fun, but for the real fun I think I will just smell around for awhile, maybe I’ll poop, maybe not. Kinda’ depends if I find the right place, just ’cause it’s 3:00 am doesn’t mean I am going to act desperate and poop just anywhere!

 So, we go around the yard once, hmmm let’s try that again, Ithink I remember a good spot on the other side.

I’m almost there and then what comes out from the neighbors yard? Hey, it is a little black doggy with a real cool white strip,how cute!

THEN BEFORE I KNOW IT, ” BOOM”, just like Star Trek, I am transported to the front door of the house and inside SO fast, I don’t know what happened. “I’m sorry officer, I don’t remember a thing”! Really I never knew the big guy can run so fast, he was like Jesse Owens, Mario Andretti, or Rocket Boy, (ok I made that one up).

The big guy starts yammerrin’ that he’d rather face a bear, or aliens, or the evil dead at 3:00am before geting sprayed by a skunk.

So, I guess we made it safely home,  ……. I never did get to poop untill the morning though.

Life Lesson: Live in the moment, but be ready to get out of there fast!