Dinner Time!


 AH, dinner time. Dinner time is MY time! especially today. My dad ran out of the house this morning ’cause he was late and he didn’t feed me. He didn’t even make himself a cup of coffee!

I guess it is ok because I can sometimes be a picky eater at breakfast. Also he would usually come home at lunch and feed me if I didn’t get breakfast. But he never made it home for lunch either. OK, now this isn’t looking good.

So when they finally came home my dad made me a GREAT dinner. I love this recipe you guys shoud have your humans try it. It is:
4 cups of dog food,

1 cup of cooked liver, (leftover is ok if it has been reheated with some liquid),

1 leftover waffle, ( don’t ask where they got it from…doesn’t matter it is a WAFFLE!)

2 wendy’s cheeseburgers with out the fixings, (just bun, burger, and cheese)

Cut up one cheeseburger into small squares, mix with warm liver and cold waffle (also cut into squares) and then gently fold that into your dog food mix.  Yum!

Oh, and the other cheeseburger they just gave me whole and I ate it in one piece with half of it falling ou tof my mouth while I sort of chewed, so I ate the “fallings” off the floor.

THEN I still assumed my begging position at my moms side while she was eating, (humans eat so slow!) so my dad went to push me away! The indiginty of it all! HUMPH! I held my ground and gave my dad one of those WTF looks like “Wasup Wichu?”  so he went back to eating and I begged for naught.

Life Lesson: I know I had mine but you still have some so shouldn’t you share? What are you some evil 1%ers?