Now I have graduated. Now I am, a spoiled big dog. Now I don’t cry when I get left alone, I BARK! Now I am a professionally picky eater. I only eat the best “human Grade” food. Now I DEMAND a lot of attention.
I am now a “Prima Donna”, (I guess before I was just a donna?). I used to be a “nudge”, now I am a DIVA! I used to be a little pain in the a**. Now I am a big PITA, (Pain In The A**!!!)
My dad says this can all be cured with a little metal object, they call a bullet, …but I think he is just joking….I think?
Life Lesson: Humans are easilly trained.