Hunger Strike!


It’s the principle of the thing.

I think I am slowly dying of hunger. I do not want to eat anymore. My dad decided it is too much work to cook for me, so he just bought cans of Alpo to add into my food. I do not like it at all, and I would much rather die of hunger than eat something that I do not like.

You might think I am spoiled. I think that I am merely enlightened. I think the dogs who do eat dog food ALONE simply do not know any better. How could any dog go from chicken and rice, omelet, take-out Chinese food back to just regular food? If I were altruistic, I would tell every dog I meet the JOYS of human food. But I do not want to cause trouble.

If you want to help, please email my dad and tell him how you support my cause. Getting a lot of emails might make him have a change of heart.

HUMAN FOOD FOR ALL!!!

Life Lesson: Perspective is all in the SPIN:-)

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One thought on “Hunger Strike!

  1. Hey,Meatball, I’m with you all the way.
    Just tell your Dad that you’re from an elegant English family. You don’t eat what the peasants eat..

    Poppy

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